Today…
I looked in the mirror and thought, Wtf I look exactly like a ball. And I swear my bulging belly looks as though I'm in my 2nd stage of pregnancy. I think I’m near to overweight, seriously no kidding.
When I was much younger I used to say if I were given a chance, I’d create fat-sucking mosquitoes instead of the bloody-hell annoying blood-sucking ones, but as time goes by, I realized it is irrelevant/pure stupidity .It takes year for evolution to occur, years as in hundreds and millions. I’m already at my skinniest by then =.=
So to make my dreams sound just a little more realistic, I altered it a bit : When I graduate and get to work in the lab, I’ll work my ass on the research of fat-causing genes and pull the damn DNA out of my body. I don't care if I don't get Nobel prize or Einstein prize whatever lah as long as I'm slim.
Its just so unfair. What did I do to deserve fat genes swimming in my body? YES!BLAME IT ON THE GENES.
And to those skinny bitches, don’t come complain to me that you’re on diet or something. If you're a bamboo be grateful and eat and get high cholesterol. Sometimes you have no idea how much I wanna strangle you when you make fun of fat people.
To those who can feel my pain, do keep in touch. In near future, I’m gonna share my triumph and joy with you. XOXO
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