Part of me die a little everytime I view photos of long-lost friends, thanks to Facebook.
Everyone seems to look better with age. And I.. well, lets just say I'm different.
Take for example ladies and make-ups. They look so bloody gorgeous I swear if I were a boy I won't be able to keep my dick in my pants.
I on the other hand, never fail to look like one of them.
And then there’s weight issue again. I feel like I’m one of those people who were caught on tape for Obesity documentary without themselves knowing it.
Worse, I might be happily licking Baskin Robbins ravenously, macam tak sedar diri..
Not only that, I'm not smart. I secretly think Sudoku kills my neurons more than exciting impulses.
I hate cooking. THE KITCHEN HATES ME.
I can't dance. I suck when it comes to coordination.
I apologize to those falling head over heels for Edward Cullen. But I really think I'm too macho for Newmoon/Twilight.
And I wanna learn how to pout and look sexy in photos. I don’t wanna be caught eating all the time just smile in all photos. But seriously everytime I try, I ended up looking like I've got some allergic reactions against seafood or something.
Life’s unfair. Why do some girls get all the good traits?
10 comments:
just be yourself...you don't have to change your looks, just lick the baskin robbins cause there's no denying that they taste damn good, you don't have to play Sudoku to be smart (it causes me brain damage too), as for cooking er.. you can always learn and be more careful lol.., dancing can be learnt (it takes time, for now just move your kaki sini sana) , and that Twillight New moon crap... I totally support you on this! haha, and you don't have pout and look sexy in photos (mmkay)
Is life unfaiR? .... Yea probably.. but life's like that...
There, I commented.. so stop being emo already ;)
baobei.. i can't dance too... T________T
we should consult our dancing machine!
anyway, u r awesome juz by being urself! bcoz u r natural! well, bitchess r always natural! =D n i m awesome too... kekeke
vivian, your make up skills will make you look like opera singer... -.-"
anyways, its ok to complain that life's unfair.. because life IS unfair, sometimes. its friends and things around you that makes you feel great about yourself. good looks, weight issue and brain damage is like the cream on the cake, not the cake itself =D
XN
**YOUR MAKE UP SKILLS WILL NOT, I REPEAT WILL NOT, MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE OPERA SINGER** @__@
*crosses finger and beg for mercy*
hahahah XN so funny wei.
haiya, ni zomok emo!! me and you same gang! i don't know how to pout, and my rolls of fats also always terkeluar from between my shirt and jeans.
and my make up skills... let's just say i'm a beginner. foundation tak seimbang, liquid eyeliner hopeless. see why i stick to lip gloss ONLY?
:D i love you for who you are. we can always laugh at those girls.
I understand how you feel like, I can see myself writing exactly the same thing in my blog. I look like I just got back from a fight everytime when I put on eye shadows okay, macam I have bruises all over my face only!Tamaaaaa-gochi!Sigh....and I macam want to stab myself every time girls that are skinny and pretty tell me how much they want to lose weight. Cis punya! and to XN, most of the times, friends or people closest to you are the ones that call you fat and hurt you the most!ni bu dong de la...only fat people like us knows how it feels like...aihh......why am i ranting like tin po over here.ALl i wana say is I hear you vivi!!!!wo men 同命相联..and your word verication for this comment is guess what..BULAT...CIS!!!haunted ka hapa!
kif: hey fan shu,thanks!OOOOOOH EDWARD CULLEN *cries* -____-
Jiok: Dancing machine dances only when she's drunk,i think we better consult a preofessional?confidentnye cakap sendiri awesome.haha!but i love you and your awesomeness!
XN:no explanation needed.sigh..so you really think i look like an opera singer huh?ok lor...
Jolyn: He's not funny,he just know how to say the "right" thing every single time.so much of a good friend.HAHA!or maybe we can take make-up classes for dummies ;)
shing:HAHAHA!I KNOW!no matter how many makeup videos i watch on youtube(love michelle phan!)..last last also i end up macam gao sai. God's way of telling us we're bulat..我们很可怜。。
i dun even noe wtf is edward cullen... lol ... and why u owez call me potatoo hahaha.. im not that short and fat okay.. -___- haha..
You're welcomeddd :D
edward cullen is the main actor,the one with the mysterious eyes.(eleh!)i watched it on my way back from dubai to KL for summer.(coz thats the only few things i could watch on the plane)
haha yeahlah yeahlah.gym already badan different dy ma..
haiya bu yong liao lar. i watched so many hair + make up tutorial also no use ma. so i think classes for dummies wont work on me.
you don curi curi go what class lor wo gen ni jiang
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