Foreseen drama

Good news- I’ll be in Malaysia from 8^th June- 20^th Sept. Flights confirmed (:

Bad News- Worst case scenarios below will be on repetitive mode.

Aunty1 : Bibian, kon jiu mo? (Bibian, spotted any..?)

Me : Jiu mai si? (any what?)

Aunty1 : Aiyah, nam chai peng jiu la.. (aiyah, Boyfriend lah..)

Me : Mo la..mo ngin oi (No lah, no one wants me)

Aunty1 : Ngi moi gaga lah! (u don’t pretend lah!)

Me : Zin heh mo leh (really no leh..)

Aunty1 : mang mang chim liao! Ngia papa pun ngi an to lui he tuk shu, chim jik gai jiu lui jiu lui eh, ngia papa mama nme se seu (faster find liao!ur father spend so much money so you can study abroad, find one rich rich one, ur papa mama no need worry.)

Me : ok ok.

Aunty1 : Chim fung moh ma hor, fung moh tai tiao er (Find Caucasians good, they got big dick)

Me : ………………

Aunty 2 : Ah ping, uh ta po peng you boi? (ah ping, got boyfriend already or not?)

Me : Bo lah, bo lang ai wa.(No lah, nobody wants me)

Aunty2 : Aiyah, mai hiam lah, cincai du hoh (aiyah don’t be so picky lah, anything will do)

Me : Bo ho geng beh si wa mai bah (I’m not being picky, there’s nothing to pick for)

Aunty2 : Ar si uh ai choi deng lai hor wa kua eh zai bor? (If got must bring back and show him to me, ok?)

Me : du kong bo liao (told u no already lor)

Aunty2 : Aiyah, wa si kong ka si uh bah (Aiyah, I was saying if got bah)

Me : Ok lor..

*turns around*

Aunty3 : Aiyoh madam lee!lu ho boh,aiyuuuuu lu eh cha bo kia aneh tua liao hor (Aiyoh madam lee, how are u,aiyuuuu your daughter very big already hor!)

And the drama contines............................

Mummy : Ah Ping, lu xiang hoh si mai kahwin, ta po hamik love du si keh eh (ah ping u better not get married, whatever love boys said is fake).

Me : ok ok.

Mummy : Ah ping wa kak lu kong, lu siang hoh si mai seh kia, seh liao kia ar si uh hamik su, jing kang ko lah (Ah Ping I tell u, u better not give birth, if anything happens, very difficult lah)

Me : ok ok.

5 hours later…

Mummy : Ah ping, lu ai kahwin an chua eh tapo? (Ah ping, u want to marry to what kinda guy?)

Me : Aiyah cincai lah (Aiyah,whatever lah..)

Mummy : Eh eh pai lu seh kia ai chua teng lai kua mummy papa eh zai bo? (Next time if got kids must bring them back to see mummy papa, u know or not?)

Me : Mummy, kong sei kia eh ya si lu, kong mai seh kia eh ya si lu. Lu si ai wa an chua? (Mummy, give birth also u say one, don’t give birth also u say one. What u want me to do?)

i fcking swear it's gonna happen.