Thursday, May 7, 2009

Blame the hormones

Guys please stop telling me how much you love your girlfriends.

It annoys the shit outta me.

Every “Hi” leads to..“You know we had a fight, over small little things......but you know what.. no matter what, I love her and she’s the only one...I just know it..”

C'MMON!Give me a break. T

And it’s not because I’m envious or loveless.

It’s because I cannot respond, NO, I don’t even have the slightest idea on how to respond.I cannot even utter a word and my mind pops a million question marks.

At least tell me how to react when you tell me.

“Oh that’s brilliant! Keep up the good job..Keep loving her!”

?

Or..

“WOW! You're lucky you’ve found the love of your life, congrats!”

??

“Best wishes! ALL THE BEST TO YOU BOTH!”

?????

Look, I’m too old to be mushy.

So cut the crap, yes you love her (I do go AWWW if it's a once in a blue moon thing), but you don’t need to freakin’ tell me every SINGLE time.

Try doing that again I'm gonna fcking stick my bloody overnight pad on your face.

4 comments:

PC said...

Bahahahahahha!! yerrr... imagine the sound of the pad hitting the fella's face.. PPIIAAAKKK !!

yucckk!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!

ViviaN said...

HAHA!kasi muka dia pengek,best if got the overnight blood clot stuck in his nostrils.

FUIYOH!syiok wei hahahaha!

PC said...

i can imagine that ! LMAO.
gelik oh!! wad if he ter-sedut in..??? and went into his throat.. and he can taste that bloody taste.

OMGG disgustinggg.. *faints*

ViviaN said...

haha tersedut kasi keluar dari mulut lu~

hahahaha u're sick!!