Sunday, March 8, 2009

Shopping for men.

You enter a mall and spotted this striking dress- not your style, overrated but heck, it is Gucci we’re talking about, slipping into it sure bring you jaws-dropping admiration and fame and lust and… It is undoubtedly stunning.But the thing is, you don't love it. You just like it..so-so lah. So there, a cardboard cut-out of a perfect man who appears to be stinky rich or simply just a man who’d do anything,just for you.Opportunity's there,so you thought, why not?

Or it might be a baggy shirt which you randomly picked from a garage sale, but you just love it. The down-to-earth, oversized t-shirt you look forward to sneak into and snuggle in it with a good book in hand every night. You love its presence, the way it wraps around you so tenderly. Cupid aimed right this time; the love arrow punctured through both beating hearts, and if it were to be forcibly taken out, you both would seriously bleed to death.

However, many years of natural selection has led women to evolve into none but a rather sadistic shopper.

So instead of shopping for dazzling dresses and cute tank tops, they focus on other accessories e.g. lingerie/heels. This merely indicates women choose to focus on career or voluntary work, it doesn’t mean they become lesbians -.- what were you thinking?

There are of course, sophisticated shopaholics. They oohs and aahs as they swing their way into Prada and garage sales, just for a little fun in the changing rooms. But just as they were about to pay, they fake a yawn. And just. Walk. Away. No attachments, not commitments. Cool, cold-blooded, whatever you say~nyeh~



So ladies, what kinda shopper are you?

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

somehow, i feel tat tis post suits me a lot.. hahaah..
anyway, for me, i blif feelings can grow over time if de guy is a good one.. well, mine is superb one..
i blif someday i wil love him a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot, but not "like" sajer..
i m very very serious in de relationship between me n him =)
n i wan it to b nvr ending..
last but not least, i love tis post so so so muchie~
u noe who i m rite??

ViviaN said...

of course i do darling, and u have my blessings.hehe!
im glad u found ur prince charming.finally u're not singleeeeeeee anymore!! :D
i cant wait to see u both qing qing wo wo,grab lai grab qv in front of me.
HAHAHA!

Anonymous said...

prince charming?? dun joke vf me k?? he is not charming AT ALL!! hahahaha
thank u my baobei~ <3

ViviaN said...

aiyah..ni bu yao jia jia na bian..!
he memang charming in ur eyes..SHY SOMOK KOK!!!!

michellesnoopy said...
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michellesnoopy said...

erm...i m a....SNOOPY UNDERWEAR shopper..is ter a kind?
not pervert la har..

ViviaN said...

u ask dr wong.... :|
she pro de.
ehehehehee!