Part of me die a little everytime I view photos of long-lost friends, thanks to Facebook.
Everyone seems to look better with age. And I.. well, lets just say I'm different.
Take for example ladies and make-ups. They look so bloody gorgeous I swear if I were a boy I won't be able to keep my dick in my pants.
I on the other hand, never fail to look like one of them.
And then there’s weight issue again. I feel like I’m one of those people who were caught on tape for Obesity documentary without themselves knowing it.
Worse, I might be happily licking Baskin Robbins ravenously, macam tak sedar diri..
Not only that, I'm not smart. I secretly think Sudoku kills my neurons more than exciting impulses.
I hate cooking. THE KITCHEN HATES ME.
I can't dance. I suck when it comes to coordination.
I apologize to those falling head over heels for Edward Cullen. But I really think I'm too macho for Newmoon/Twilight.
And I wanna learn how to pout and look sexy in photos. I don’t wanna be caught eating all the time just smile in all photos. But seriously everytime I try, I ended up looking like I've got some allergic reactions against seafood or something.
Life’s unfair. Why do some girls get all the good traits?
